Message to IW – What sizes did you get at your last UK event, IW? I counted 12. How many did you count at our last UK event? I counted 35. Not only will you fail to invade any servers at UK times, but you will also lose 2 more straight after. So that means that our UK can easily beat you, as well as our AUSIA. But that’s not for this post.
I guess what I’m trying to say, is your UK division is terrible. We will crush you, and when you have lost 8 servers by Friday and failed to invade any with your UK force, your troops will get bored. They’ll lose hope. And soon enough, your sizes will start to fall. Of course, that won’t happen to us. I’m sure our troops will love completely obliterating you.
Message to Nachos – You probably think you’re smart, invading at the same time as IW. Now we both know that RPF’s UK force could take on you and IW on two servers, but I happen to like the Nacho’s UK Leader. I’m going to let you take those servers with no opposition, so your troops think they’re winning. But just make sure you remember it’s all for nothing, as our AUSIA force will invade those servers the next day.