Guess what! Come on, guess… I know you hate this game, but just guess for me! Please? I’ve won the position of RPF Leader! Hooray! I’m just making this post to get things started off, but I’ll make a post-post later on tonight. I’ll see what I can get done in this little 15 minute period I have.
So, a long time ago, a wise man asked me “Kyle, what are your future plans for RPF”, to which I promptly responded, “Well, I believe that we could use a ficus over here. Maybe a few palm trees in the back, and I’m going to be purchasing a grape vine to hang across my cieling,” to which he promtly responded in rebuttle, “I said ‘plaNs’.” To which I responded in yet another rebuttle, “I’ll be flying Southwest Airlines from here on out, baby.” He then called me an idiot and ended the interview. So, my friends: The plans for R.P.F.
As I just started as a leader, I’m going to need some little ‘tutorials’ so to speak in my leadership. But the first change I Can garuntee you all, is an updated rank system. No, people aren’t going to get promotions (some of you are, some of you are also gonna get demoted. I’m sorry, seriously.) But I need to change the rank names! They’re so gosh darn boring! I understand it’s not fun to be on the bottom of the ranks, but if I called the bottom rank “Blood-Killer” or something, you’d probably want to be at the bottom of the ranks! So, to stop mostly complaining, but also to add fun to the life of the RPF, we’re going to be getting some updated rank names.
In addition to updated rank names, is a sensational new idea I had. The Media Branch of RPF. It is completely unrelated to the Military. It’s for people that I feel are worthy of reporting the news. If you have a story you would like to submit to RPF, simply email it to me. All stories must be real tellings of current happenings. It doesn’t sound like a whole lot of fun, until you realize that you will just be writing short reports on whatever interests you. If written well, I’d promote you. Everyone who’s news story I like, I will promote to Author on the RPF site, and they will be able to make other news-worthy posts based on the genre they would like to cover. So far, I’m thinking: Sports, Trivia, Music, Movies, TV, Economics, Politics, and Regular CP Army News.
I hope you like the next four months as much as I will. My goal is for you to have the most fun you’ve ever had in the R.P.F., and to do that, we’re going to need parties. Lots of them. This Friday night will be Movie night, on RPF Chat. Come dressed as your favorite movie character, and celebrate with us at 9 pm est. Hope you make it.
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~Kyle~Dr Pepper Fueled Rage-Trip