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Don’t be a pussy. Quit whining and either deal with the situation or change it. You think that Ashes and the “council” are still butting into things in RPF and stopping Cewan from leading. Well, it is your fault. You don’t want to hear that but it’s your own damn fault. If you want Cewan as leader with no strings attatched then go and make it happen. Someone have to be the guy with the balls to say “Fuck you, Cewan is leader”. If no one can do that then Ashes is right and no one in this army is ready to have the training wheels taken off. If you sit on your ass and complain then you’re being the largest hypocrite that there is. If you want change then go make a fucking change.

Dont be a pussy. – Osprey037

The RPF showing their still alive with the tactic. “RPF is Back”

RPF Recruiting at Town while spamming.  ”JOIN RPF”

RPF finally went to the Legendary Dojo! To fight PSA!

RPF’s awesome chat size.

Well, that’s all the news for today!

~RPF’s Second in Command,

-Hurricanex1

Permafrost

Snow Covered

North Pole(1/2 RPF, 1/2 LT)

Slushy(1/3 RPF, 1/3 UMA, 1/3 TG)

Tuxedo – USRPF Capitol

Tundra(1/4 RPF, 1/4 NW, 1/4 WW, 1/4 IW)

White Out(1/4 RPF, 1/4 ACP, 1/4 NW, 1/4 IW)

Wind Chill(1/2 RPF, 1/2 UMA)

Thermal(1/2 RPF, 1/2 IW)

Berg(1/3 RPF, 1/3 Nachos, 1/3 FW)

Frostbite(1/3 RPF, 1/3 IW, 1/3 Water Vikings)

Parka(1/2 RPF, 1/2 IW)

Sub Zero(1/2 RPF, 1/2 IW)

Sleet(1/4 RPF, 1/4 ACP, 1/4 DCP, 1/2 IW)

Christmas(1/3 RPF, 1/3 ACP, 1/3 IW)

There will be a ranks change, and it will be changed as follows.

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Leaders- Starrk, Furbur27

2nd In Command- ATM23, Hurricanex1, Jcool 57*

—–Owner Line—–

Silver General- Super Paco24

Head Warlords- Klimster, Khimo

Warlords- Coff(Military), VACANT(Marines), Chapa23(Air Force), VACANT(Navy)

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TO JCOOL 57:  This will make you somewhat mad, I know, but you have to understand something:  You have not proven to me that you are a great 2ic yet, but you have proven me one thing- You are the best recruiter in all of RPF.  I want you to stay in the position that you are in, but you have to prove yourself a great leader to me.  I know your strength in recruiting, and I want to use it to RPF’s best ability.

TO HURRICANEX1-  This will probably be my most criticized move.  The RPF loyal are going to be pissed, I know, but I know Hurricane can raise armies to an even further extent.  Hurricane, I know you have it in you to raise the RPF, live up to my expectations.

TO ATM23- I really have nothing to say to you.

TO SUPER PACO24- Paco, I understand your loyalty to this army, and you would do anything for us.  In the branch system, you will be commanding every branch. If this works out the way I think it will, then your position will be very valuable.  Stay loyal, my friend you will be rewarded.

To Klimster- Bro, you’re an army legend.  You founded the freaking Black Bandits.  I just have one problem-  I know you feel like you’ve kinda done it all, and you are like, “screw it I don’t care anymore” but KIND of watch your language.  I’m not saying there are cursing rules, but there is no need to pop onto chat for 2 seconds and start cursing.

To Khimo- Same story as Hurricane.  You’re kinda foreign to most RPF troopers, you’re going to have to prove yourself.

To Chapa23-  I know your expertise in the Air Force region.  I have great plans for the Air Force (Y)

To Coff- You’re a great veteran who can do great things, just stay active.

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BRANCHES ARE BACK!

That’s right.  But the system will be SLIGHTLY different from the 2007 one:

The Silver General commands over all branches instead of the then singular Head Warlord.  That would be you, Super Paco.

The Two Head Warlords command over two of the branches-  One commands the two battleground divisions(Military, Marines), other commands the off-ground branches(Air Force, Navy).  Klimster, you command teh battleground, Khimo, off-ground.

Warlords!  You get the fun job.  You each command your own branch personally. Right now, we have Coff(Military) and Chapa(Air Force).  We need two more Warlords.  I was going to find two veterans who I knew could execute the job, but then I realized something-  I’m not being fair to the RPF loyal!  They’ve been working their asses off to get a higher rank, and what does the leader do?  Ignore them and find “more experienced” soldiers!  So here’s how it is going to work:  I’m going to find one other Warlord who I know can execute the job.  The other one-

You guys decide!

If you would like to be a Warlord, leave a response below!

1) RPF Username

2) RPF Rank

3) Why you would make a good Warlord.

4) Favorite Ice Cream topping!

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All active RPF soldiers are required to sign up for a branch!  Go to this page(THE LINK WILL BE UP SHORTLY):

http://rpfarmy.com/branches/

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Also on the agenda-

• The Tundra Union might be reformed, on the same server or different.  Stay posted.
• The RPF Veteran owner/moderator issue is to be  solved shortly.  Not all of you can have owner and moderator, sorry.

To the haters:

Make sure you see the events below!

~~Starrk, RPF Leader.

The Tundra Union was first established on October 9th, 2008. The Armies of Rebel Penguin Federation, Watex Warriors, Fort Ghost Recon, and Black Bandits agreed to an official Server Agreement of Tundra due to the amount of fighting to control the server for themselves.

The Rebel Penguin Federation, Watex Warriors, Fort Ghost Recon and Black Bandits were very close allies. The Quad had many practice battles to sustain being active. It was very effective. Each one of these armies had eachother’s back when an invasion came within Tundra.

Everyone would love to have these days happen again. Wouldn’t they?

Without Ziehen, the Tundra Union would’ve never happened.  He was the man who appointed in creating the Tundra Union & was also the Tundra Union President. He followed out his plan:  Also found HERE

Dear RPF members,

the Tundra Union – the members are the U.S.B.B., U.S.F.G.R., U.S.R.P.F., and N.O.W.W. – has been formed today. We got over the hardest issue: How do we share Tundra fairly? Options were:

a.) Everyone gets a Main Base plus 6 other servers (7 total), so that everyone gets an equal area (there are 30 rooms in total; equation: total-other=shared t-o=s 30-2=28/4=7 for each)

b.) Everyone gets a Main Base, but everyone has no patrolling responsibilties and all rooms are shared equally

We decided for option a. Having solved the hardest issue we all picked Main Bases:

U.S.B.B. – Dock

U.S.F.G.R. – Forest

U.S.R.P.F. – Town

N.O.W.W. – Beach

The third issue was picking the remaining servers: Here is a complete list (including the Main Bases):

United Server of The Black Bandits (U.S.B.B.), lead by Klimster, Lordcody56:

Docks (Main Base)

Dance Lounge

Dance Club

Boiler Room

Pool

Mine

Plaza

United Servers of The Fort Ghost Recon (U.S.F.G.R.), lead by Elitesof:

Forest (Main Base)

Ice Berg

Cove

Mine Shack

Pet Shop

Theatre

Pizza Parlor

United Servers of The Rebel Penguin Federation (U.S.R.P.F.), lead by Ziehen:

Town (Main Base)

Coffee Shop

Book Room

Gift Shop

Snow Forts

Sports Shop

Soccer Pitch

Nation of The Watex Warriors (N.O.W.W.), lead by Spaceybirdy, Wii Mountain

Beach (Main Base)

Lighthouse (including Stage)

Beacon

Mountain

Ski Lodge

Ski Attic

Ski Village

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The Dojo and the P.S.A. Headquarters have been deemed either unnecessary to patrol for reasons of constant warfare, or for reasons of simple unnecessasity. However, the Dojo must be protected if the enemy’s intent is to beat an owning army in that room. It wouldn’t count, but we must protect innocent penguins!

Foreign armies are allowed on Tundra ONLY FOR PRIVATE USE! By that, we mean coming on not representing their army, but just themselves. Acceptable uses are: “Shopping”, Getting the Latest Pin, Visiting/Meeting Friends, Coming On To Read the Latest Newspaper Edition, etc. UNACCEPTABLE USES ARE: RECRUITING, CHANTING/COMPLIMENTING ANY ARMY OTHER THAN THE 4 TUNDRA ARMIES IF THEY ARE IN THEM, FIGHTING, TRESPASSING IN AN ILLEGAL MATTER.

In other news, The Tundra Union needs to appoint positions for each Leader or Leaders of the Nation. Here are the presdent Positions:

President – Ziehen (U.S.R.P.F.; selected for having done most to create this Treaty and Union; New President voted every month)

Vice-President – TBA

Others – TBA

And on a final note, the Tundra Union voted without objection to increase Spaceybirdy’s voting power ONLY in this Union to 60%, and to lower Wii Mountain’s to 40% (when representing the N.O.W.W.). This ensures that Spaceybirdy’s voice is heard and that she can pass bills for the N.O.W.W. without Wii Mountain’s consent. Remember: THIS ONLY APPLIES FOR THE TUNDRA UNION WHEN REPRESENTING THE N.O.W.W.! The WW can only veto Spaceybirdy’s decision by having AT LEAST 5 WW MEMBERS ON WW CHAT OBJECTING (WITH WII) TO HER DECISION DURING THE TIME OF THE MEETING.

Sincerely,

Ziehen, RPF Leader, Tundra Union President

The Tundra Union had many conflicts/:

The Tundra Union recently met about letting FGR in, after a tough discussion, a decision was decided.

Here is a picture of the statements made by RPF, WW, and BB about it. The final conclusion was sadly for FGR, No considering Tundra’s estate.

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Nachos Declare War on Tundra

Screw you all, I think it sounds like fun! Let’s do this! So, RPF was recently accepted into the Tundra Union again (Wonder Why?) And WW, BB, some people I’ve never heard of, and WE are fighting against the Nachos as they invade our once proud server of Tundra. I have a couple ideas as to what we should do for this:

1. Tell the Nachos that the Cat-Tank is up for sale somewhere in Detroit, and laugh as they all run away.
2. Dress up as one color, say, blue, and wear one uniform, say, the puffle bandanna, so that the Nachos will be more intimidated by our unity, rather than if we we’re all separately fighting.
3. Spray lots of environment harming chemicals into the Tundra Air, like hairspray,  so when the Nachos arrive, they die of lack-of-ozone.
   

But seriously, I expect this to be a great way to get more troops, as well as get the people in RPF active.

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February 14th, 2009 |||| This is a monumental post. Apperently, unhappy with Commando being an owner on the ACP chat, the ACP have decided to hold an attack on Tundra…

April 17th, 2009 |||| Yeasterday evening the Watex Warriors invaded tundra, breaking the long standing tundra union alliance. RPF then held them back and I never heard the result of the battle. So as head of foreign affairs for RPF I am putting Tundra on the following codes/alerts…

June 7th, 2009 |||| Tundra is being invaded as a publicity stunt, and I believe that WW,RPF, and BB should come together and stop them…

June 30th, 2009 |||| Tundra is being invaded by ST,RFW,IW,DW,and FGR….

July 27th, 2009 |||| RPF will be helping to defend tundra tomorrow, against the nachos..

March 1st, 2010 |||| Over the weekend, the Ice Warriors (IW) invaded Tundra and captured it from us….

• War vs. IW

August 21, 2010 |||| RPF retrieve Tundra back from the Ice Warriors (IW) and still control it to this very day.

In Conclusion, RPF was basically the only army from the Tundra Union that fought its fullest for Tundra. We fought against ACP, Nachos, IW, ST, RFW, DW, WW and many more armies for the rights of Tundra. RPF came out with the Win of course. (Y)

What do you think should the Tundra Union’s future should be?

Thats all for now,

Çoff

[FΛЯ.FЯӨM.ӨVΣЯ]

Now we need events to keep ourselves alive so, I looked at our servers and everyone one of them is shared. What the? Which is why we need to invade some of our own servers NOT OWNED by some else. Here’s 5 servers to invade. Ice cream, ice pack, great white, and pine needles. I was gonna plan to allow put two other servers to this list but we’d have to fight and I don’t have authority to declare war.

But invading some servers that no one owns can’t hurt.

What: Invasion of Ice Cream

When: Saturday, April 16, 2011

4:00 pm EST

3:00 pm CST

2:00 pm MST

1:00 pm PST

9:00 pm GMT

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What: Invasion of Ice Pack PB WITH TG!

When: Sunday April 15, 2011

7:00 pm EST

6:00 pm CST

5:00 pm MST

4:00 pm PST

12:00 am GMT(Sorry UK people)

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What: Invasion of Great White PB WITH IV!

When: Saturday, April 23, 2011

4:00 pm EST

3:00 pm CST

2:00 pm MST

1:00 pm PST

9:00 pm GMT

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What: Invasion of Pine Needles TACTIC SESSION!

When: Sunday, April 24, 2011

4:00 pm EST

3:00 pm CST

2:00 pm MST

1:00 PST

9:00 pm GMT

Comment to which ones you can make!(Note, I cannot make the 16th or 17th due to camping.)

Here are the pictures:

*Large Picture One – Click to view*

*Large Picture Two – Click to view*

*Pictures – Click To Enlarge*

Below are the people who have been promoted:

Clubleader3

12300tiger

Khris231

(more to be announced!)

Please do not complain if you were not promoted.

In other news, RPF has entered a tournament hosted by cpabuzz. It’s going to be a HUGE tournament, so I couldn’t deny the request. The exact times have not been announced yet, since they are still getting armies together for it. More information on this tournament is at http://cpabuzz.wordpress.com/ . Once the times have been set they’ll be posted on here. Until then… more fun is to come!!!

Army News Station Episode 2

Club Penguin Party and Prom Event:

- Jcool